President:

Kathryn Pearson: ---@---

Likes:

• Faff
• Tractors

Dislikes:

• Choppers

Kathryn: Quiet, but crazy, a little bit spaztic, and a whole lot of amazing.

Job Description

Overall responsibility, Chairs all meetings, Delegating jobs, Liasing with SU, Organising trips/poolsessions/coaching etc, Keeping the club in order and people happy.

Vice-President

Ben Turner: eeydbrt(at)nottingham.ac.uk

Likes:

• Plans

Dislikes:

• Faff
• The Dentist
• Breaking Boats

Ben: One who has insanely large cock. Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy. Is good at many things, and very original. Not a poser in any way shape or form.

Job Description

Booking trips, Transport etc, Generally helping the president.

Secretary

Portia Hansen: pmyph(at)nottingham.ac.uk

Likes:

• Fresher social 'Ollies'

Dislikes:

• One colour hair

Portia: You hook up with when drunk(sober is better).

Job Description

Admin, Minutes, Clothing, HPP trips, Calling the AGM.

Treasurer

Matt Young: ---(a);---

Likes:

• Chopping people up and hiding them in the cupboard

Dislikes

Matt:A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it.

Job Description

Keeping the Accounts, Trip payment.

Social Secretary

Ollie Wainwright: ---(a)---

Likes:

• Square pegs

Dislikes:

• Round holes

Ollie: A small poo, often excreted in bunches resembling grapes.

Can also be used as an insult to convay that someone is stupid or dim.

Job Description

Organising social events.

Social Secretary

Sam Brunt: ---(a)---

Likes:

• Sambuca

Dislikes

• Watermelon

Sam: Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super At Masterbation

Job Description

Organising social events.

Head Coach

Vicky Hills: ppycrvah(at)nottingham.ac.uk

Likes:

• Dating ginger old boys
• Baking cakes

Dislikes:

• White water in general
• HPP

Vicky: That bitch babysitter from The Fairly Odd Parents

Job Description

Coaching all members of the club

Web Monkey

Grant Mynott: psydgam(at)nottingham.ac.uk

Likes:

Dislikes:

Godzilla: He is the biggest and baddest of all the monsters. That's why he is known as the MOTHER F**KING KING!

Job Description

Looking after Website